Did I just get sold into slavery?

I thought you were volunteering.

At least you can't be fired. You've got that going for you.

Yah thats what they said to the Africans.

The good news is I don't own any cotton plants.

Make hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. You hopefully won't be asked to cook again. Be sure to put a parsley garnish on the plate though - you don't want her thinking you're some kind of visigoth.

how about a nike factory?

What about cotton swabs?

I think you have me confused with Tigger.

what, you don't like fried chicken either?

:clap:

Order Chinese and throw the boxes and shit it came in away, then throw all of that in kitchen ware like you actually had done something.