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QuikSsurfer 02-06-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru
We're watching the commercial advertising Steelers Super Bowl championship merchandise (T-shirts, hats, etc.). You can buy a "kit" for $69.95.

I tell my wife, "You know, when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna have to buy all that crap. Just letting you know in advance so you won't complain when I spend all that money."

She replies: "Well, I don't think they'll be winning it anytime soon, so I've got nothing to worry about."

:deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

i would divorce the crap out of her. Or just do her anal.

David. 02-06-2006 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

ROFL

Iowanian 02-06-2006 02:53 PM

If she's going to talk like a br0nc0 fan...she might as well catch a donkey punch.

tk13 02-06-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like she is asking for anal sex in a roundabout way.

It's no long distance runaround, that's for sure.

Chiefs Express 02-06-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian
If she's going to talk like a br0nc0 fan...she might as well catch a donkey punch.

Is that anything like a monkey bite?

SPchief 02-06-2006 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Express
Is that anything like a monkey bite?


Don't lie, you've been on the recieving end of a donkey punch.

Chiefs Express 02-06-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
Don't lie, you've been on the recieving end of a donkey punch.

Can't say so. Wrong era.

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-06-2006 03:42 PM

I'm on my 4th marriage. First three wives passed away.
1st wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
2nd wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
3rd wife was shot.
Because she wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms.


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