Ah, that's why. ;)

:Pinky:






o:-)

Wow.

did you do her in the butt

it's ok, roy.

have a couple stiff drinks and go get some new p^ssy.

there's nothing in the world like new p^ssy.


...then post some pics of her (in compromising positions, if you got 'em)

Come on. Just because they broke up doesn't mean he's turning gay.

'Cept maybe the Indy 500.

III,

You've been given alot of relationship advice in the past on this board, and I'm sure at home from Ole Dad.

I'm sorry it didn't work out, but I'm sure you jumped into the "engagement" a little too quickly anyway. IMO you shouldn't even CONSIDER a ring for at least a year.

It sounds like she did you a favor, and now that you're an journeyman Pipelayer, you should have no problem landing another ass tappin' contract.

She did you a favor, and saved you alot of grief in the long run....no divorce, no kids.

This isn't a race sport....just have fun for a while.

is that a lot for a ring?

I've never been close enough to need to know.

doesn't sound like a lot... :hmmm:

since she has the $500 ring, I hope he got to her's first

$500 is a lot to spend on a cousin, Roy.

I'm sure you'll find a nice girl soon.

Did you realize this was the 2nd girl you've asked to marry you in less than a year?

It should be against the law to get married before the age of 25. Maybe a felony, just to tick off Big Daddy.

Cliff's Notes version please.

III....get that ring back Pronto...she doesnt' deserve to keep it, regardless of value(its only worth peanuts now at a pawnshop)...but its principal.

Considering the fact you were first cousins, think of the money you'll save over the next 20 years...you know...not having to pay $1 each time you had to visit the kid down at the carnival.

Also, if she did you wrong leaving...its your job as a man to post your nudie pics of her on revengeworld and link it here.


PS....since she's such a spinner....whats her phone number?

Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.