I knew that was truly special when I first read it, which is why I made the comments on the thread.

Nice job, Kevin.

and this has been your Jack Handy moment........

I realize I'm at risk of ego-surfing here, but I'm realizing a dream of contributing to the garbage flow of the Internet here. It seems to have reached a Panthers Board and some type of Non-Orange Mane Broncos Board now, though the Broncos guy just posted it as his own (tsk, tsk). I need it to reach a board for all 32 teams (31 if there really are no fans of the Falcons) to meet my goal.

They didn't like your one about Plummer.

"Originally Posted by Benetto
Some of those are kinda funny, but the Plummer one is stupid if they are referring to his Roadrage incident...Supposedly Plummer was the one who was hit in the back...."

ROFL ROFL

I thought this was pretty funny from the Panther board.

BigPoppa
Starter
All Pro

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Did you see that guy's post count? Over 41k posts!! He must have started right after Al Gore invented the Internet!

For what it's worth, I've seen quite a few comments on other boards that they liked that one. Another thing I've noticed is that the Trent Green one is also well-accepted. Congrats on avoiding a homer-ific viewpoint.

You think the Broncos board would be upset if they realized the fact that a Chiefs fan wrote it after they've been saying how good it is?

That thing's gone to seven pages at that Bronco place. I think that's longer than it went here.

Because the content here is better. The perfect-Carl post by Rainman was even better than this one.

Look closely, though. The thread's actually about the real Big Ben accident. Kevin's list was just posted near the end.

Oh. Those stupid donk fans don't even realize a good thread opportunity when they see it.

Steelers

Browns

Jaguars

Colts again

The Original - mostly for my sake.

After this reappeared on ebaumsworld, I figured I'd do a google search to see where else this has been posted now that google's web crawler has had time to catch up. So here are a few more. The variety is...well...interesting.

NFL Teams:
Chargers
Bengals (Another one)
Texans
Chargers (Another one)
Buccaneers (Another one)

Sports-Related Boards:
Fantasy Playmakers
Sports Outlaw

Random weirdness:
ebaumsworld
The Chronic Chronicle
Metal Sludge
Lindsay Lohan Fan Central :spock:
Random Guy's Xanga blog

International expansion:
Some Hungarian site

Haha. Lindsay Lohan Fan Central. Nice.

Rain Man needs to get that material copyrighted, stat!

Its on Jibjab
http://jibjab.com/JokeBox/JokeBox.as...6&JokeId=39073

bRainman has finally done it. You've made Interweb Icon.