there are big lies,

there are little lies,

and then there's statistics.

Is Elvis gonna take the boys fishing again this offseason?

MrBlond - Was that while you were using Grbac, or was that while using Grbac as your QB?

Morphius
Heard the gay rumer from Denise.

Or was that hunt'n

Will Elvis win a playoff game in 2001?

Hopeful - It should be small, big and Stats, otherwise you are going in reverse order and Stats are less of a lie then small lies.

Morphius
fargen ornery bastige this morning.

The fact remains, that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

What does it all mean Bob Dole? What does it all mean?

Is it true that Elvis has never won a playoff game?

I'll bet he won a playoff game in high school.

Just trying to keep the facts straight.

Dammit - wait just a second!!!! Ken said Elvis has never won a playoff game and I believe him - not you-Dole!

I've heard that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

WHOA!!! Stop everything. Are you telling me that Elvis has never won a playoff game? Wow...who knew?

Whispers from around the league indicate that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

What does it all mean, KCTitus?

It means that Elvis has never won a playoff game. After 8 years in the NFL, Elvis has never won a playoff game. Despite his teams record of 5-8, Elvis has never won a playoff game.

You know, the PS2 is a hot item this Christmas, and Elvis has never won a playoff game. As the nation awaits key rulilngs on Gore's appeals, Elvis has never won a playoff game. As violence spills into the streets outside Jerusalem's Old City, Elvis has never won a playoff game. As a Kazakh man who was electrocuted and buried has shocked his friends and family by turning up for his own funeral feast, Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Bob Dole was talking to some people last night during one of the band's breaks, and just had to stop and reflect mid-conversation, realizing that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

It's just that Elvis has never won a playoff game and the Chiefs are 5-8.