Like previously stated, why would someone waste their weed to put on people's burgers? Why would these characters even have weed on them at work, leave that shit in the car dumbass. And also like previously stated, those piggies had a drug test coming up, and knew they were going to fail and didnt want to cough up the dough for a Whizzinator.

Why do these lawyers get in these situations and make stupid "clever" comments like this? Did you stay up all night thinking of that one Sam?

I don't think they really need a good reason to charge them with anything.

everything you do is like 5 crimes

a DUI is also: wreckless endangerment, attempted manslaughter, etc, etc, etc

Seeing how close they live to Mexico, I would imagine cheap weed isn't that hard to come by. As to the comment about why they would have it at work, a walk in deep freeze isn't too bad of a spot to take a smoke break.

sedated, my sarcasm meter may be broken, but is there such a thing as attempted manslaughter? I always thought manslaughter was an accident or gross negligence. Can you attempt an accident or gross negligence?

You probably can, our laws are messed up, just asking.

I read that and my first thought was, "I know who graduated last in that law class." It wasn't even close to clever.

Why does anyone find it odd that these guys would go to the hospital? I mean if i found a foreign substance in my food i would wonder wtf else was in there.

All BS,them pigs were coming up for a piss-test..all them fricking charges are just to rack your ass for more bail money..our goverment at work.....

Fringe benefits, i still don't see a problem with it.