EXACTLY!!! No Hair = Cleaner

well, who wouldn't, really? I'm a pretty big deal.

the only reason I'm thinking about this is for my wedding...I'd like to please the groom, but he says he has no preference.

Dump him.

He's lying. Break out the wind sock.

Your mom is like a pie...she'll come in many different flavors and colors depending on how long she sits on the shelf, her pie is always full price until that night when the homeless come in and get to lick the pan clean, and if you find a hair in your pie expect no refunds.

nah, i've heard a lot of guys that say they like it many different ways...

Go for a heart shape. Or his first initial.

this is just wrong on so many levels


but we can try to gross each other out....


Cottage cheese clumps

This post is worthless without pics

it's kind of like when your an 8th grader and you don't know what your doing and you start to fingerbang the girl but she isn't wet and you have to yell to your friends "I'm GETTING NO STANK OVER HERE...NO STANK!"

or an arrow pointing down??!

Works for me.

Although I'm not one of those guys who has to be told where to go. This is one instance where I aint stopping for directions - I know where Im headed.

With blood clots?

Don King [without the grey]

Seriously though, for all the merits of the Telly Savalas, it gets trumped for the skeevish appearance of pre-pubescence, not to mention the constant threat of stubble.