I could see where exploding GoChiefs would be bad, but I think we should do a test run to find out the real reaction. We'll only need to do it once.

I think the worst thing about spontaneous badger combustion is the fact that those little buggers are biters.

Unfortunately, that means that they can grab ahold of your leg or shoe and hang on. Then, when you try to shake them loose, they go off. That's the really bad part.

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OH! Exploding HERMS!

Man, I could get into this.

I wish I had your faith, Mr. Simplex3.

Unfortunately, I view Herm as more of a fizzle.

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True, it has been "exploding offenses".

We don't need no stinking Badgers

If there are no badgers then what will I poke with beryllium-hardened spoons? n00bs?

Anybody here ever try the electric eel soup at Olive Garden?

I don't know about you guys, but I don't think diet Dr. Pepper tastes like regular Dr. Pepper.

At all.