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Sex this Valentine's Day is costing me about $95...
flowers - $35 card - $3 champagne - $10 (cheap stuff works just fine...) lingerie - $45 |
Whatever the going price is for a good beer and a steak.
I don’t want flowers: I’m allergic I don’t want candy: I don’t eat it I guess this is why I don’t mind February 14, or March 14 for that matter. |
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I'll wager if I had started my line of personalized greeting cards for those times that Hallmark doesn't.....my "Ex girlfriend/wife line" would be filling my pocket today.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I slept with your friend, now you've got herpes too" |
Exactly $228.74.
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Well since Valentines fell in the middle of the week and the roads are kinda crappy, I have managed to put it all off until this weekend. Discounted flowers anyone.
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To answer the thread starter, not much. My wife knows she's lucky if I even acknowledge this sham of a holiday.
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I'm pretty sure that Hallmark isn't the only one making big profits today.
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i took my wife to work this morning and will pick her up this evening. her car's stuck in a snow drift.
also flowers, but they're free. my office is next to a cemetery. sec |
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