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greg63 02-19-2007 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
once you go black.......

LMAO

Phobia 02-19-2007 12:27 AM

You know, that's an interesting circumcision method.

There's more than one way to skin a....

RealSNR 02-19-2007 12:51 AM

Reminds me of that one joke:

A man with no arms and another man walk into a restroom simultaneously. As the man with arms finishes zipping up, the man with no arms embarrasingly asks him if he could do him the favor of unzipping him. The man does so, trying to be a nice guy. Then the man with no arms says he'll also need some help pulling his pants down. The man helps him out again, and sees the no-armed man's penis: a bizarre, wrinkly, black and gray protrusion with hair, warts, and pus-oozing sores. The man with arms is grossed out, but says nothing, again, to be polite. Finally, at last, the man with no arms asks him to put it back in his pants and zip up.

Now, the man with arms thinks about it for a second, but being a believer in karma and that he'd like the same done for him, he finally complies, and puts the man's penis back where it belongs and zips up.

As he goes to wash his hands, the man with no arms suddenly shifts around and puts his arms through his shirt sleeves and says, "Thanks, man."

Seeing that he had been had, the man who helped him exclaims, "What the HELL is wrong with with your dick?"

The other man goes, "I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't touching it"

Otter 02-19-2007 02:11 AM

An electric fence carrying enough AMPS to cause burns that bad in a split second would need it's own electrical plant to keep it up and running.

Unless the fence is guarding something along the lines of a dog house or a fire hydrant that is.

I call BS.

SPchief 02-19-2007 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter
An electric fence carrying enough AMPS to cause burns that bad in a split second would need it's own electrical plant to keep it up and running.

I call BS.


Or it could have been badgirl.

Bugeater 02-19-2007 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter
An electric fence carrying enough AMPS to cause burns that bad in a split second would need it's own electrical plant to keep it up and running.

I call BS.

Now that you mention that, the Mythbusters did some test on whether you could be electrocuted by pissing on an electrified train rail and found it to be false.

Phobia 02-19-2007 02:21 AM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp

Bugeater 02-19-2007 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Oh sure, they HAD to put the picture on the page. :cuss:

Although, after reading what really happened to the dude, the electric fence story is far less disturbing.

Phobia 02-19-2007 02:35 AM

No kidding. If that happened in the states dude would own a few hospitals and doctors.

I'd kinda rather have my penis.

luv 02-19-2007 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
No kidding. If that happened in the states dude would own a few hospitals and doctors.

I'd kinda rather have my penis.

I've tried looking for diathermy as a process for managing herpes. I can't find much. I wonder why they used it? And I wonder why for so long?

CHENZ A! 02-19-2007 03:09 AM

reerun ass rednecks peeing on fences and shit. Seriously, anyone that lives in the city, or the suburbs got a ****in electric fence?

elvomito 02-19-2007 03:21 AM

yea 2.5 hours is a little long to cook a sausage... they've obviously never had a cookout. probably vegetarians NO MSG
...extreme frostbite could also look like that... i've seen fingers and toes look that way

luv 02-19-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by elvomito
yea 2.5 hours is a little long to cook a sausage... they've obviously never had a cookout. probably vegetarians NO MSG
...extreme frostbite could also look like that... i've seen fingers and toes look that way

Yeah. That was after the gangreen set in. That's very disforming.

ChiefFan31 02-19-2007 04:44 AM

:Lin:

teedubya 02-19-2007 05:00 AM

Dammit, I thought I had patient confidentiality!


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