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Skip Towne 03-03-2007 08:53 AM

So what was the cunning plan?

Bowser 03-03-2007 08:57 AM

What are you going to do with all of those Molotov Cocktails now?

Braincase 03-03-2007 09:02 AM

Does the DeWalt fairy wear assless chaps and a toolbelt?

BucEyedPea 03-03-2007 09:02 AM

Oh it happens. I had my expensive $25 scissors stolen by kids.
Recently, my wallet's gone from my purse...so counta ya blessings Mr. Phil.

HMc 03-03-2007 09:04 AM

i left my car open and someone stole my Lee jeans, a pair of torn camo pants(ghey) and a rackmount tuner (annoying). Thing is i used those jeans more than i use the car

Chief Henry 03-03-2007 09:05 AM

Bwana has always got some good idea's on getting even with folks.

Phobia, I'm sure glad this Dewalt tool showed up before you did something that you MIGHT have regretted.

Rain Man 03-03-2007 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
HAHAHAHAHAHA - the DeWalt fairy brought me a gift in the night.

My impact driver was sitting on my dresser where I placed it during a hastened moment before my wife and I left for an appointment yesterday afternoon. Heh. I'm so relieved and I feel so bad pointing the finger.

As the thread title says, sometimes I'm not too bright (plus I've been huffing paint fumes).

Never, EVER bring an impact driver into the bedroom. It scares the womenfolk.

Phobia 03-03-2007 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
So what was the cunning plan?

Heh. I "met" the woman on craigslist. I know she has a 4 year old granddaughter (who the bed was for). So my plan was to post "free girl clothes in sizes 4T and 5/6 to a needy family" and wait for her response. Then I was planning to deliver the fictional clothes myself and confront them with some equally fictional security video of them fictionally stealing the drill and demand its return or I would take the video to the police.

I don't know how well it would have worked.

Bugeater 03-03-2007 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ExtremeChief
Anyone know how to unslash tires??

Or how to unsend a virus-ridden email?

Phobia 03-03-2007 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry
Bwana has always got some good idea's on getting even with folks.

Phobia, I'm sure glad this Dewalt tool showed up before you did something that you MIGHT have regretted.

I wouldn't have. I'm not that kind of guy. I've had plenty of people rip me off and the temptation to slash tires and pour sugar into gas tanks is strong but I can't bring myself to do it.

luv 03-03-2007 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'm guessing a Dewalt is really good/expensive? Sorry to hear it. Can't wait to hear about your plan though. Also to have you find it misplaced later.

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I would love to discover I have misplaced it. I don't frequently misplace $300 tools that I just used last night though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
HAHAHAHAHAHA - the DeWalt fairy brought me a gift in the night.

My impact driver was sitting on my dresser where I placed it during a hastened moment before my wife and I left for an appointment yesterday afternoon. Heh. I'm so relieved and I feel so bad pointing the finger.

As the thread title says, sometimes I'm not too bright (plus I've been huffing paint fumes).

Uh-huh.

Phobia 03-03-2007 01:02 PM

It was all your positive karma, Luv. Thank you very much. I owe you a beer.

luv 03-03-2007 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
It was all your positive karma, Luv. Thank you very much. I owe you a beer.

Uh-huh.




:)

keg in kc 03-03-2007 01:12 PM

Make sure you take the big pink dong off the drill before you use it again.

DaneMcCloud 03-03-2007 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea
Oh it happens. I had my expensive $25 scissors stolen by kids.
Recently, my wallet's gone from my purse...so counta ya blessings Mr. Phil.

One of my labs stole $30 dollars out of my wife's purse and wallet last night. I'm guessing by the remains, it was a tasty snack.


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