Stop all the food talk !!! I'm getting hungry again !!!

True, but more importantly, we're talking about you here.

I'd buy the Boston Red Sox....and then move them to New York.

****ing Red Sox fans can suck my balls!

I'd buy a $500 million dollar car.

And I'd pull you over.

I would buy Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, and that herpes encrusted RB/QB from Atlanta and move them all to Antartica with absolutely zero media contact. I might buy Brett Favre if there was enough left over.

Inventive.

Yeah right, I'd have wings put on my car and I would fly away!

I'd buy the Cubs or the Chiefs. I'd only want to own a team that I love.

While my love for the Chiefs is mush greater than my feelings for the Cubs, I'd have to say I'd buy the Cubs. 160 gaves vs 16, Chicago vs KC.

Plus no matted how bad either team is, I'm pretty sure I'd fill the stadiums.

I'ld buy the Suns
and then I'ld buy the winning team of the Lingerie Bowl

hell I'ld buy all the teams and run it against the arena league

Lakers no doubt.

He is now so rich they cannot even accurately estimate how rich. I have read anywhere from 25 to 40 billion dollars as his personal fortune. So much it is not really comprehensible to me.

Id buy the Texas Rangers and finally make them contenders.

I would buy a KingAir 350 or a LearJet and head to the South Pacific and search for Emila Airhart..(spelling?)

I would post on the Chiefsplanet when I found her and only when I found her.

One year of Chiefs salary. Sign the players that need signed to one year contracts. Win the damn SuperBowl!!!!