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I've just been sittin' around suckin' on my big ol' chili dog.
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I like a chick to pull on my scrotum and by pull on my scrotum I mean dig in and lean back like she's water skiing.
The worse thing is when your sack gets pinched by your jeans/shorts. |
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Ingrown hair = sucks. Or from the military marching in the heat stationed in AL during the summer = crotch rot.
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dont think a vag swings next to your thighs. unless you have elephant ears:)
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Is that black cat in your avatar giving the first down signal
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If this happened I could probably survive thru the next 5 yr plan that appears to be beginning soon coming to a podium near you...but would my wife survive.. thats the question |
I'd fill me sack with butterscotch pudding!
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I feel now is the time to talk about my balls.
They aren't perfect. The left has a freckle. Neither has produced offspring. I guess that's a good thing for now. |
I just had a great business idea.
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I'm talking white knuckle the mother****er and try to rip it to my ankles.
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Happy Testicle Thread Day, everybody!!!
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