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KurtCobain 11-23-2011 03:44 PM

I've just been sittin' around suckin' on my big ol' chili dog.
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threebag 11-23-2011 06:36 PM

I like a chick to pull on my scrotum and by pull on my scrotum I mean dig in and lean back like she's water skiing.


The worse thing is when your sack gets pinched by your jeans/shorts.

bevischief 11-23-2011 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8137110)
I like a chick to pull on my scrotum and by pull on my scrotum I mean dig in and lean back like she's water skiing.


The worse thing is when your sack gets pinched by your jeans/shorts.

You are doing it wrong.

Holladay 11-23-2011 08:15 PM

Ingrown hair = sucks. Or from the military marching in the heat stationed in AL during the summer = crotch rot.

bevischief 11-23-2011 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 8137406)
Ingrown hair = sucks. Or from the military marching in the heat stationed in AL during the summer = crotch rot.

Are you female?

Holladay 11-23-2011 08:18 PM

dont think a vag swings next to your thighs. unless you have elephant ears:)

Okie_Apparition 11-23-2011 08:20 PM

Is that black cat in your avatar giving the first down signal

The Iron Chief 11-23-2011 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FDS (Post 3824298)
If you could change something about your testicles/sack(if you have them) what would it be?

If at all possible I'd like to give up some of my sacks size/skin to add an inch on to my pole so I could pass the mark and become a true 12 inches.
If this happened I could probably survive thru the next 5 yr plan that appears to be beginning soon coming to a podium near you...but would my wife survive.. thats the question

Thig Lyfe 11-23-2011 09:47 PM

I'd fill me sack with butterscotch pudding!

Sofa King 11-24-2011 02:14 AM

I feel now is the time to talk about my balls.

They aren't perfect. The left has a freckle. Neither has produced offspring.

I guess that's a good thing for now.

FAX 11-24-2011 02:42 AM

I just had a great business idea.

FAX

threebag 11-24-2011 06:10 AM

I'm talking white knuckle the mother****er and try to rip it to my ankles.

FAX 11-24-2011 06:40 AM

Happy Testicle Thread Day, everybody!!!

FAX


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