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Phobia 04-19-2007 08:52 PM
My guess is if you have to make an announcement that you kissed a girl your chances of losing your virginity this evening are slim.

dirk digler 04-19-2007 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You've been talking to my barber again.
Your barber shaves your ass?

Hootie 04-19-2007 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
My guess is if you have to make an announcement that you kissed a girl your chances of losing your virginity this evening are slim.
haha

stlchiefs 04-19-2007 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by scorpio
Next time get #2 on the sides and finger-width on the top.

You can thank me later.
I usually start with a 3 on the sides, sometimes I move down to the 2, but everything else is as stated.

Hootie 04-19-2007 08:53 PM
I am pounding this 6 pack of Bud Light I emergency bought 30 minutes ago...

Hammock Parties 04-19-2007 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by scorpio
Next time get #2 on the sides and finger-width on the top.

You can thank me later.
Holy shit! That's exactly what I get. I may be more suave than previously thought.

dirk digler 04-19-2007 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie
I am pounding this 6 pack of Bud Light I emergency bought 30 minutes ago...
Don't drink and drive

Joie 04-19-2007 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie
I am pounding this 6 pack of Bud Light I emergency bought 30 minutes ago...
DO NOT get drunk before the date.

stlchiefs 04-19-2007 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
My guess is if you have to make an announcement that you kissed a girl your chances of losing your virginity this evening are slim.
1. He got her drunk and kissed her last night.
2. He gets her drunk and focks her tonight. She may be gullible enough to think he's a nice guy since he didn't try to hit a home run last night.

Hammock Parties 04-19-2007 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie
I am pounding this 6 pack of Bud Light I emergency bought 30 minutes ago...
Drunk dick will make her think you're a stud.

dirk digler 04-19-2007 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Drunk dick will make her think you're a stud.
Is that what Rosy and her 4 sisters told you?

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler
Your barber shaves your ass?
We must have different barbers.

stlchiefs 04-19-2007 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler
Don't drink and drive
SECOND the motion. You think Damon drives drunk?

Hammock Parties 04-19-2007 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler
Is that what Rosy and her 4 sisters told you?
Pretty much. I had great stamina that one night I was pounding Black Bush between pounding my hand.

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Holy shit! That's exactly what I get. I may be more suave than previously thought.
Some days the sun even shines on a dog's ass. That still won't get it into Penthouse Letters, though.


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