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Logical 07-23-2007 11:42 PM
I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?

Direckshun 07-23-2007 11:43 PM
Better out than in, I always say.

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wazu 07-23-2007 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Logical
I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
Maybe because you are a sick, depraved, tomato-eatin mofo?

Hammock Parties 07-24-2007 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Logical
I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
Phil is sloooooooowly becoming middle-aged.

kcxiv 07-24-2007 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Logical
I guess I am wondering why anyone would eat 5 tomatos in one day?
i have a 8 year old cousin that eats tomatoes like they are grapes. He freaking loves them.

phobia's skidmark 07-24-2007 02:05 AM
master why hast thou forsaken me?

phobia's skidmark 07-24-2007 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by kcxiv
That shit happens to everyone. The runs are no joke. gotta jsut put the buttcheek squeeze. lol
Master, I thought I was special.

phobia's skidmark 07-24-2007 02:12 AM
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Because he is teh Phobia and all should be honored to experience his farts.
But what of his poop projectiles, Master?

Braincase 07-24-2007 05:38 AM
Solanaceaeflatuphobia: fear of tomato farts.

Amnorix 07-24-2007 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
but it's close.
It's NOT your most embarassing moment? I'm afraid to ask what might be. :eek:

Rain Man 07-24-2007 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Amnorix
It's NOT your most embarassing moment? I'm afraid to ask what might be. :eek:
The time they served tomato salad, tomato bisque, and tomato-stuffed chicken at the White Tuxedo Ball?

StcChief 07-24-2007 05:59 AM
They will clean you out... huh

FAX 07-24-2007 06:03 AM
I thought that, perhaps, it was that time Mr. Phobia entered the 44th Annual Burgess Mammoth Wonder Eating Contest and was disqualified for interfering with the competitors' appetites.

FAX

Fire Me Boy! 07-24-2007 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Braincase
Solanaceaeflatuphobia: fear of tomato farts.
Actually, since it's Solanaceaeflatuphobia Wouldn't it just be the formal latin version of Phil's tomato sharts?

C-Mac 07-24-2007 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?

Whats interesting is the manner one must walk so as not to compound the problem.


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