Top 2% of what?

If you mean "member" as in "penis", be reassured most of us think of you as a "member".

No.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

Does your significant know you are into DP???

The more interesting question is whether Phildo knows his significant is into DP.

I remember when being a member of Mensa really meant something. These days, anyone can get in. Those guys really sold out, and all for a $40 a year membership fee. I'm still thinking of joining, though. They offer some really great discounts on hotels and car rentals and when you join you get coupons for cool stuff like Jiffy Lube and Stanley Steamer, so they got all that going for them.

I think you can buy one of those little black entertainment books for 20 bucks that do the same thing as joining Mensa for the discounts..

I only join an organization when I can be certain that I'm not going to be the dumbest guy in the room.

I haven't. I'm terrified by gynecologists.

Take the Womensa exam instead, Mr. Third Eye. It only has two questions.

1. You are dating a lonely millionaire. Do you perform oral sex?

2. Your husband died leaving you $4,500,000 in life insurance proceeds. How many pairs of Ferragamo shoes will that buy?

FAX

And with that revelation, the mystery of how he became a Broncos fan was solved.

You're here with a donkey hat for an avatar?

A great shot by Rainman, give the assist to ClevelandBronco.......

What?

That's it? I thought it was higher than that.