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siberian khatru 11-03-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
Someone needs to jerk off, obviously.

You seem to be the uptight one, insisting on total accuracy.

Seriously, what difference does it make? Why do you feel the need to chime in? It's not like I was quoting it for truth, to make some important point. It was a little joke -- the difference between "a lot" and "quite a bit" being .... what?

JohninGpt 11-03-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
Someone needs to jerk off, obviously.

OK, back in 5 min.

ClevelandBronco 11-03-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohninGpt
...at least six months at a whack...

That's a long whack by anyone's definition.

JohninGpt 11-03-2007 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco
That's a long whack by anyone's definition.

We're talking MAJOR back pressure.

Donger 11-03-2007 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru
You seem to be the uptight one, insisting on total accuracy.

Seriously, what difference does it make? Why do you feel the need to chime in? It's not like I was quoting it for truth, to make some important point. It was a little joke -- the difference between "a lot" and "quite a bit" being .... what?

Meh. It is what it is. I could be wrong, after all.

GoChiefs?

siberian khatru 11-03-2007 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
Meh. It is what it is. I could be wrong, after all.

GoChiefs?

No, I looked it up. You were right. Congratulations. :clap:

Hootie 11-03-2007 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
sex or masterbation hmmm....

ROFL

This confirms it.

I used to have sex with my girlfriend when I was in high school, take her home, and then jerk off an hour later before I went to sleep.

88TG88 11-03-2007 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
One time when I was like 15 I think I jerked off six times in one day. Chafed the hell out of myself, though.

I thought my record of 3 was good, but 6 is ungodly. Could you even walk after that ?

blueballs 11-03-2007 07:14 PM

Sometimes you just can't get it up
 
FinHeaven is experiencing technical difficulties due to an attack on our network.

The owner and staff of Finheaven will dedicate whatever resources as are necessary to find and prosecute the person(s) who intended to harm the Finheaven family.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Oct 26th update: The drive on which the database files were deleted was given to a data recovery company. We have asked them to recover as much data as they can so that we can restore the forums. Once the data is recovered, the drive and data will be backed up and the original drive will be given to the FBI. We will try to keep you informed as we get new details.

Oct 27th update: Our host, The Planet, was unable to install a workable network card into the slave server until after the data recovery company closed for the weekend. We have installed software to start the recovery and have sucessfully recovered 1.5 GB of deleted files and are working to recover the remaining data. We believe that we should be able to recover the data and restore the databases. We will keep everyone informed as we get new information.

Oct 30th update: Sorry for the delay in updating everyone. We had hoped to have good news by now but our host, The Planet is pushing incompentence to the a new level. They continue to prove why we decided to get our own servers and go solo...no more leased servers and being a slave to a company who has horrible customer service. The issue is getting a workable network card in the server so that the data recovery company can access the drives. They won't sell us the compromised drives so we can send them to the data recovery company so we will have to ask the FBI to seize the drives. We do have a good backup from August for the forums and are working to do a data recovery to get us up and restored to that point.

Donger 11-03-2007 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru
No, I looked it up. You were right. Congratulations. :clap:

Congratulations? Honestly, I feel like kicking the wife's cat.

Sure-Oz 11-03-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie
ROFL

This confirms it.

I used to have sex with my girlfriend when I was in high school, take her home, and then jerk off an hour later before I went to sleep.

Jerk off on her right?

eazyb81 11-03-2007 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie
ROFL

This confirms it.

I used to have sex with my girlfriend when I was in high school, take her home, and then jerk off an hour later before I went to sleep.

I still do that. :)

chiefbowe82 11-03-2007 07:49 PM

:)

kcfan82 11-03-2007 07:52 PM

I bet a few people on here masturbate every time they see that sig pic of Kellie Croyle, like me.

ChiefsCountry 11-03-2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcfan82
I bet a few people on here masturbate every time they see that sig pic of Kellie Croyle, like me.

Here you go.


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