Anyone know if any of these dudes are hippies or Jews? :shrug:

Let's not get things twisted, ok?

You sign them to league minimum for 3 years, knowing that you might not get to really see what you have for the first year. You can cut them whenever you'd like. What's the downside? You won't keep them around if you don't like what you see, and if you do? You get a good cheap player for the first 3 years.

It's not rocket science, folks. Hell, I'd sign them to a 10 year contract at league min if it was allowed. Again. CUT them whenever you'd like.

My advice, answer Ray's 1st call then change your phone number. Pretend to run across the middle then alligator arm it. Learn to fetal like the QB I.E. Damon. Oh yea and say your a distant cousin of Bowe :) And when you get close enough to Herm, stab him in the eye.Then give Carl the finger and I'll give ya 20 bucks
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How about I run ten yard out and plow carl's knee "on accident" while he's on the sideline?

Works well for me lol as long as you can leave some of his nasty assed DNA on the sideline..
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ROFL at the entire thread. ... ROFL

Be patient. Next preseason, just tailgate. When he comes out to thank you for your business, give him a rib with a nice slatherin' of that special Ipecac BBQ sauce.

How about the special KC Masterpiece Antifreeze flavor!! :drool:

I bet Carl won't venture into the arrowhead parking lot tailgate scene without two body guards, body armor and a food taster. He may be an a-hole but he's quite wiley.