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Was she your best friend for like six years?
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Just go date some chick, take her virginity, and then break up with her a week later... I don't really know how it works, but it did for me. ha
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'I hope the friend you've thrown yourself with gets drunk and loses his job.'
It will be OK, man. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JANcTGe2AXo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JANcTGe2AXo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> |
The very first thing you need to do is get her to agree to meet up with you so you both can talk. Hopefully you are both still on speaking terms. Tell her you have a lot on your mind and you'll never feel right if you let the oppurtunity to talk things over with her pass by. Meet her at HER favorite restaurant or club. Just make it too easy for her to see you one more time. Get cleaned up, dressed up, and be the perfect gentleman. Bring flowers for her. Now, listen carefully. this is the most important part. She is just like all women. At one point she'll have to go powder her nose. When she does you need to immediately open her purse, dig around and find your balls. As soon as you have them back in hand walk away.
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this thread is not worthless
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The first month alone she texted me over 1000 times...kind of clingy, but I surprisingly enjoyed talking with her that much. |
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Some other quality advice is to break into a paddock or corral. |
In all seriousness, the more you act like you don't care, the more the power shifts in your favor. That's when the call or text happens, not when your groveling.
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With the rest of her collection. |
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Yeah...I gave her the power already when I texted her and emailed her a few times...I need to get it back. She has control now...****!
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