Is this a weird spinoff of a pot thread?

I would presume so.

not sure about the spin-off. but weird it is. mr. fax may need a hobby to keep himself occupied so these strange things may not enter his mind.

I'm just attempting to acclimate, Mr. chasedude. You know, be considered one of the guys around here.

To be honest, I, myself, personally, have never jammed any ecstasy pills up my ass. Nor, if I remember correctly, have I purposefully jammed any other type of pill, capsule, or tablet up my ass. However, I was unsure if I was alone in this fact and this concerned me somewhat. So, since I was unwilling to PM everyone on the board, were I to pursue the question, this thread seemed to be the only reasonable alternative.

FAX

And with good reason, Mr. DaFace. My threads are an abomination. A lot of them are probably re-posts, too.

FAX

Let's see if I can help a little bit. :D

Mr. FAX please to inform the posters who follow you avidly, what the effect of such an action is upon the human physiology?

If you don't know, please ask Mrs. FAX.

I confess to placing a few preparation H capsules up there over the weekend.

Did some heavy lifting is what caused it actually. Digging a trench along my house for a drainage pipe.

Next day, ouch.

That's no fun.

How big are Ecstasy Pills?

Would that cause hallucinogenic swamp ass, or grinding of the cheeks?

Good question, Mr. bogey. Good question.

According to ecstasydata.org, Ecstasy pills come in several sizes ranging from 11 x 6 mm to 6 x 4 mm. Small enough, apparently, to jam into even the tightest of asses. Good news for those so inclined and suffering from the pain and embarrassment of shrunken sphincter syndrome.

FAX

Dude you can buy the shit off Amazon now!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA200_.gif

http://www.amazon.com/Carlson-Labora.../dp/B000CEOJRY

They say it's a soothing insert. :spock:

Was the gerbil there as a result of ecstasy or a mere coincidence?

Neither, I heard he just lived there.

It's the newest rage, but if you don't have a bike forget it.