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Where's "I'm half the running back that Walter Payton / Barry Sanders was."

"...rice of passage " ??

Does that come with an egg roll?

There are so many things funny about that list. How things confusing... and all those... that was one of the biggest things funny about the list.

Meh.
He's got nothing on Neil Smith's 'Neilbonics." Nobody fractures English like Neil Smith.

Who was the mental midget that put him on TV in the first place???? That was some real jeenyus move right there!!

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Originally Posted by Goldmember (Post 6918746)

Who was the mental midget that put him on TV in the first place???? That was some real jeenyus move right there!!

Irvin also

Don't forget this gem about the wonderful meat that is PORK!

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Originally Posted by Emmitt Smith (Post 4880275)

For fans that are going to the ball game, they have an opportunity now to tailgate at a brand new stadium and smoke it up and saranate the whole stadium itself. To me tailgating is a part of gameday experience. And what we found is that 42% of the people prefer pork over the other meat. And at tailgate parties I can understand why because pork is easy, easy to cook, its simple and it's affordable, and so going to gameday stadium, look for everyone out there to be tailgatin. To be using some type of pork meat on their grills.

Watch the first 55 seconds. ROFL

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 6918794)

Don't forget this gem about the wonderful meat that is PORK!

Watch the first 55 seconds. ROFL

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"Smoke it up and serenate the whole stadium itself!"

"Serenate?"
Is that a cross between "Serenade" and "Marinate?"

Can you imagine Neal and him calling a game together.

Would the production manager shoot himself before halftime?

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (Post 6919051)

Can you imagine Neal and him calling a game together.

Would the production manager shoot himself before halftime?

ROFL

Micheal Irvin is a pretty dumb bastard too might as well add him

I'm not trying to start a racist thingy but why in the hell do black people have such a big problem with the Englsh language ?

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Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 4880267)

19 LMAO

The rice of passage: 1 quart of water, 2 cups of rice, 1 cup of castor oil. Boil, serve, run to toilet.

my head hurt. make my sides 'splode from disrespective

Hi, Im Emmit Smith, ive got 3 Super Bowl Rings, im rich and your not.

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 6919407)

my head hurt. make my sides 'splode from disrespective

ROFL

I am still laughing uncontrollably while reading these, even tough I've read them at least five times before.