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Maybe Herm's coaching career is one big changing-places experiement...take an afro'd, rebellious player and try to put him in a suit and make him a head coach.

Somewhere a middle-aged white dude is running a barbershop or something.

June 1995: Herm Edwards, comes to Arrowhead as an unpaid intern in the office of Head Coach Marty Schottenheimer.

November 1995: Edwards and Carl Peterson begin a sexual relationship, according to audiotapes secretly recorded later by Tony Dungy.

December 1995: Edwards moves into a paid position in the Scouting Office handling letters from college coaches. He frequently ferries mail to the GMs Office.

April 1996: Then-Defensive Coordinator Gunther Cunningham transfers Edwards to a job as an assistant to PR director Bob Moore. Cunningham told the KC Star the move was due to "inappropriate and immature behavior" and inattention to work. At Arrowhead, Edwards meets Dungy, a career assistant coach.

Summer 1996: Edwards begins to tell fellow Arrowhead employee Dungy of his alleged relationship with Peterson.

August 1997: Dungy encountered Rhonda Moss coming out of the GM' office "disheveled. Her face red and her lipstick was off." Moss later alleged that Peterson groped her. Petersons lawyer, Brian Costello said in the article that Dungy is not to be believed.

September 1997: Dungy to begin taping conversations in which Edwards details his alleged affair with King Carl.

October 1997: Dungy meets with NFL Officials at Joe Gibbs' apartment in Washington, according to a Warpaint Illustrated report. The officials listen to a tape of Dungy & Edwards' conversations.

October 1997: Edwards interviews with the Tampa Bay Bucs for a position as defensive backs coach.

December 1997: Edwards leaves for Tampa.

Dec. 8: Bob Gretz, Peterson's, personal secretary, asks Sam Wyche to help Dungy also find a job in Tampa.

Dec. 17: Edwards is subpoenaed by lawyers for Karen Kornacki, who is suing King Carl on sexual harassment charges.

Jan. 7, 1998: Edwards files an affidavit in the Kornacki case in which he denies ever having a sexual relationship with King Carl.

Jan. 12 : Dungy contacts KC Star Reporter Jason Whitlock to talk about Edwards and the tapes he made of their conversations. The tapes allegedly have Edwards detailing an affair with Peterson and indicate that Peterson and his friend Rufus Dawes instructed Edwards to lie about the alleged affair under oath.

Jan. 13, 1998: Dungy, wired by hotel AV specialist working with Whitlock, meets with Edwards at the Holiday Inn Restaurant in Tampa, and records their conversation.

Jan. 16, 1998: Whitlock contacts Washington Post Sportwriter Michael Wilbon to expand his probe. Wilbon provides $500 in additional financing.

Jan. 19, 1998: Edwards name surfaces in an Internet gossip column, "Chiefs Planet" which mentions rumors that Warpaint Illustrated had decided to delay publishing a piece on Edwards and the alleged affair.

Jan. 21, 1998: Several Kansas City news organizations report the alleged sexual relationship between Edwards and Peterson. King Carl denies the allegations as the scandal erupts.

Jan. 22, 1998: Peterson reiterates his denial of the relationship and says he never urged Edwards to lie. Bob Moore holds a press conference to flatly deny he told Edwards to lie. Moore also says that Edwards told him that he did not have a sexual relationship with Peterson.

Jan. 23, 1998: Peterson assures Lamar Hunt of his innocence.

Jan. 25, 1998: Whitlock says Edwards will "tell all" in exchange for immunity. Peterson adviser Rufus Dawes says "a war" will be waged between Peterson supporters and the KC Star over Whitlock's tactics.

Jan. 26, 1998: Peterson forcefully repeats his denial, saying, "I did not have sexual relations with that pansy Herman Edwards.."

Feb. 6, 1998: At a news conference, Peterson says he would never consider resigning because of the accusations against him. "I would never walk away from the fans of this team and the trust they've placed in me," he says.

Feb. 10, 1998: Edwards mother speaks to Whitlock and says she was aware of her son's alleged affair with King Carl, and it disgusted her.

Feb. 11, 1998: A retired Arrowhead uniformed guard, Lewis C. Fox, claims in an interview he saw Edwards come to the GM's office on weekends with malt liquor and hand lotion he said were for Peterson.

March 20, 1998: Peterson decides to formally invoke executive privilege. Eight years go by before Edwards name is ever mentioned again in or around Arrowhead Stadium.

January 9, 2006: Herm Edwards becomes the tenth head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.

That might be the post of the year.

When I first saw this thread, I immediately thought of this:
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We've got to do something to keep our phoney-baloney jobs men! Harumph!

Man I don't get to visit here often, but everytime I do it's pure comedic gold! I wish we (Jets fans) thought this stuff up when DuhHerm was around these parts. Rest assured the end is near and your once great franchise shall return once you finally purge yourself of the most incompetent head coach of the modern era of football. Hey, you've only had to deal with DuhHerm-We've had Walton, Kotite, Carroll, Groh, Holtz, DuhHerm, and even possibly Mangini to go on our list...............


Good luck and no injuries to you guys this season!

Herm and Carl Discover The New World

Herm (dropping to his knees in the sand): We have landed! We have discovered an entire new world!

Carl (planting flag): Yea, though the journey was long and the dangers were many, we have persevered and we have triumphed!

Herm (sifting sand through fingers): We shall claim it in the name of the Hunt family, and we shall call it ... Hermerica!

Carl (scanning horizon): No! No! It shall be Carlvania!

Herm: Hermerica!

Carl: Carlvania!

Guy nearby with fishing pole, who has been watching: What the hell are you people talking about? It's 2006, and you're in Jersey.

What's this? Well wishes from a fan of another team? It must be a trap.

ROFLROFL

Herm and Carl in Hollywood, 1996

Carl: George Clooney. Arnold Schwartzenegger. Batman.
Herm: F**K YES! Let's build on that!

Do you think that in an alternate dimension, Herm Edwards is a good football coach, and Carl Peterson is a front office god?

It's probably fair to say that in Herm's past life he was Field Marshall Haig locked in a trench warfare battle in WWI proposing that his troops go over the top for the 14th time in a row, because eventually the Germans will get tired out. Then it's only a straight direct line to taking over more territory.

I'm fairly certain that one of Herm's ancestors was French and was key in making the strategic decision that the Maginot line would be the primary form of defense against the Germans.

I see a lot of similarities.

Hell no, they don't throw anything deep.

They would have found the worst soldiers available and had them hold hands and try to run in a straight line right up the middle of the beach.

Herm and Carl in January 1970.

Herm: Just keep masturbating that ball down the field, boys.

Carl: I think I'm going to let Dawson walk in free agency next year. I'll tell him at halftime.

Herm: 65 toss power trap! Let's run that every single play!

Carl: Buck wants to be traded. Says he doesn't like playing here. I guess I'll trade him. I'll tell him at halftime.

Herm: Lenny! Lenny! Come over here! We're ahead, Lenny! Stop throwing those passes to Otis!