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Katipan 10-08-2008 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 5094825)
And lightning bugs. I miss those things, and my kids have never seen one outside of an Eric Carle book.
They were gorgeous. We did the time honored tradition of flying down a dark gravel road with a case of beer and no headlights. They looked like stars. Until we ran into the ditch.

ClevelandBronco 10-08-2008 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094836)
They were gorgeous. We did the time honored tradition of flying down a dark gravel road with a case of beer and no headlights. They looked like stars. Until we ran into the ditch.
Running into a ditch with a case of beer is an essential part of the time honored tradition.

Frazod 10-08-2008 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094828)
I was tired of suffering alone. My roommate is a Dallas fan.

Besides I defy someone to show many more people that had a more spiritual experience on Chiefsplanet than I did. I remember saying "Oh God" quite a bit.
LMAO

Yes, it is a bad, bad time for us. Luckily Missouri got really good about the same time the Chiefs nosedived into hell. That's helped me maintain my tenuous grip on sanity.

As for the Dallas roommate thing, I recommend a large bowl of antifreeze.

Frazod 10-08-2008 10:48 AM
Oh, and tell us how much you like humidity. :evil:

Mr. Flopnuts 10-08-2008 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5094851)
Oh, and tell us how much you like humidity. :evil:
Just thinking about humidity makes me find Jesus.

crazycoffey 10-08-2008 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5094716)
have you found Jesus?
Shit, who lost him this time?

Demonpenz 10-08-2008 10:53 AM
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Fire Me Boy! 10-08-2008 10:56 AM
Your mom found Jesus in Nuevo Loredo. Juan rode him to the donkey show.

El Jefe 10-08-2008 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5094716)
In your short time on this planet, have you found Jesus? I accepted Jesus as my savior when I was 5 years Old.

Have you completely devoted your life to Christ? Yes, I work on fufilling that on a daily basis.

What caused you to turn to prayer and faith and giving Him your life, allowing Him to guide you? It started with going to church as a small child, and has grown and developed even more over time as I strive to be as close to the Lord and his word as I can be.

Are you in a better place now after accepting Him as your savior?
Oh definetely, I have eternal security and you cannot put a price on that. I know for a fact where I am going when I die. I do not fear death, actually look forward to death at it is just the beginning of my closer relationship to the Lord as I will be in Heaven.

Katipan 10-08-2008 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5094831)
To a guy like me (I grew up in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, now I'm in Phoenix) that is some funny stuff.
Lets swap. My roomie is cute. Sort of. I so wanna go home. I miss a lot of things about Phoenix. Like brown people, good sushi, and bikini season year around.

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5094851)
Oh, and tell us how much you like humidity. :evil:
Iowa has reeruned weather. It's hopped up on meth and mountain dew. You never know what it's going to do and it's out of control. If its really hot you know its going to rain. When the moon is red its going to rain. When the damn dog licks its nuts once instead of twice its going to rain. It freaking snowed in April! April is supposed to be flowers and bunnies and rainbows.

And gimme the quick searing heat that burns all your body hair off in addition to 3 layers of skin over the life sucking soul stealing living death they call humidity here. At least I'd always have a nice tan.

Hammock Parties 10-08-2008 12:46 PM
Yeah, he makes great tacos.

Frazod 10-08-2008 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5095174)
Lets swap. My roomie is cute. Sort of. I so wanna go home. I miss a lot of things about Phoenix. Like brown people, good sushi, and bikini season year around.



Iowa has reeruned weather. It's hopped up on meth and mountain dew. You never know what it's going to do and it's out of control. If its really hot you know its going to rain. When the moon is red its going to rain. When the damn dog licks its nuts once instead of twice its going to rain. It freaking snowed in April! April is supposed to be flowers and bunnies and rainbows.

And gimme the quick searing heat that burns all your body hair off in addition to 3 layers of skin over the life sucking soul stealing living death they call humidity here. At least I'd always have a nice tan.
LMAO

I have missed you, my dear.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-08-2008 12:51 PM
I'm gonna ask you the same question everyone asked me when I moved away from Seattle.

Why the hell did you leave phoenix for bum ****ed egypt?

DaneMcCloud 10-08-2008 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5094723)
He's passed out in the bathroom.
Yo, Girl!

Iowa!!?

Do they look at you all funny because of them slanty eyes? :evil:

The first time I took my wife to Tanner's on 119th in OP back in 1998, you'd have though an extra-terrestrial walked in the door!

Hope you stick around. This place misses your unique perspective!

Donger 10-08-2008 12:56 PM
I wasn't aware that He was lost.


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