Idiot.

i was gonna wear a condom, but, hey, when am I ever gonna go back to zimbabwe?

I agreed with memememememe once. That was dumb.

ROFL

Non-Football: "Which one of your friends would I have sex with? Promise you won't get mad?"

Football: "Mario Williams?? Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?"

"Come on. I'll just put the tip in, I promise!"

Yeah, I did too. It took me two showers to get it off and I still felt like a two dollar whore, in the middle of a logging camp, on Payday. :doh!:

I can't wait to see the Chiefs with Blackledge at QB next year.

Ryan Sims is the next Warren Sapp.

(after drafting Eddie Freeman one round later) We won't have to worry about D-tackle for another decade.

Trade LJ now, his value and production will never be as high as it is now.

Buster Davis will be better than Dwayne Bowe

Did anyone say Tony G was gonna be a bust?

HERM is a good coach...

After his first season maybe. IIRC, he had a case of the dropsies then.

Watch....Brandon Flowers is a thug and he'll screw up before he even plays a down in the NFL.

Best Ive got is high school football related:

SETTING: Practice field, 4 pm, October

Me: "God I hate when parents videotape practice. Who is that douche bag?"
Friend: "I dont know. ****ing lame though."
Freshman hiding behind us: "That's my dad."
ME: "Oh. Well at least now you know your dad is a douche bag."
Freshman: "No he's not."
Me: "Yes, yes he is."

Freshman walks away....


I felt like an ass.... :banghead: words came out of my mouth before I could even think about them. It's okay though. I ended up working for his dad and he did turn out to be a douche bag... son too.