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<table class="tablehead" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr class="stathead"><td>Standings</td> <td colspan="4" align="center">Conference</td> <td colspan="3" align="center">Overall</td> </tr> <tr class="colhead" align="right"> <td align="left">
</td> <td>W</td> <td>L</td> <td>GB</td> <td>PCT</td> <td>W</td> <td>L</td> <td>PCT</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Oklahoma</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>6</td> <td>0</td> <td>1.000</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Baylor????</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>5</td> <td>0</td> <td>1.000</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Kansas State???</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>5</td> <td>0</td> <td>1.000</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Texas Tech</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>5</td> <td>0</td> <td>1.000</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Nebraska????????????</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>4</td> <td>0</td> <td>1.000</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Texas A&M</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>4</td> <td>0</td> <td>1.000</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Missouri</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>4</td> <td>1</td> <td>.800</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Oklahoma State</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>4</td> <td>1</td> <td>.800</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Texas</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>4</td> <td>1</td> <td>.800</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Colorado</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>3</td> <td>1</td> <td>.750</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Iowa State</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>3</td> <td>1</td> <td>.750</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"> <td align="left"><nobr>
Kansas</nobr></td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> <td>-</td> <td>.000</td> <td>3</td> <td>1</td> <td>.750</td></tr></tbody></table>
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