I wish I would of thought of that back then.

Her: I want you to punch me as hard as you can!

Me: Ok. *starts punching her in the stomach*

Her: What the **** are you doing!??!?!?

ROFL
Would blood be coming out of her mouth?

Sure....why not. lol

This shit just got real.

I'd just smack her with my boner.

one girl i knew said she had a dream/fantasy that she went down to laundry room like at a apartment complex and that she has a guy push her up against the washing machine and rape her.

:shrug:


never asked for a reenactment though


i think it's a submissive desire ... not really about rape

repeatedly. and my shit carries a lot of weight, so it could bruise

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

But seriously though.. what a crazy woman.
She would've gotten off real easy had you knocked a couple teeth out or dislocated her jaw with a heavy cross.

I'm sure the look on my face was priceless. Because I was right in the middle of it...and it went like this.

HER: I want you to hit me.

ME: Huh? What?

HER: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

ME: :spock:

HER: Seriously....punch me in the face as hard as you can. It gets me off.

ME: :spock:

HER: What?

ME: No.

HER: Why the **** not?

ME: Because......just......no.

HER: Fine....whatever.

ME: Ok....yep....done.

I've also thought about naked wrestling. See who could get the other one off the bed first.

Lol, uhm, well.

Ive been called Master, Daddy, Sir.... Ive beaten, spit on, peed on, held a knife to girls' throats....

All at their request.

Why on earth would you guys not do these things you guys bring up if the girl wanted it? I mean seriously, people.

Unfortunately, I've eventually discovered that every woman I've been involved with to date has been raped at some point in the past. I don't know why they're drawn to me, I guess there's something "safe" seeming with my personality (which is a joke, I'm pretty much a total bastard who just discards a woman the second I get bored), but it keeps happening over and over and over. Eventually, you gotta figure it's *your* problem if something keeps recurring, so I finally said '**** it, I'm not wired for this relationship shit'.

ROFL

HER: I want you to jack me up real good.. it gets me off.

YOU: Well stand up for a minute.

then you practice one of those spinning/split jump kicks that Jean Claud Van Damme is famous for.

It happens. Every girl I've ever dated or slept with....has had divorced parents or a ****ed up family. I just give off the safe, protective vibe I guess.