Better late than never....don't forget to wipe your Trey.

Don't pinch too early.

cool. Now all i need to find is a way to get some use out of all the dog shite. Like a chipper shredder you stuff the tree branches in and wood chips come out to use as mulch or whatever. I need to find a machine like that i can throw in the dog poo and it makes it into fertilizer I can point the machine at and shoot it all around the garden and flower bed.

Yes.

know what i focking hate? When you get one that goes straight down the hole before you can look at it. You stand up and all you see is the tail and you don't know if you beat your record or not. That is so disappointing.

they need a button on the toilet to cover the hole for case's like that. then you push the button again and it goes back to normal.

The auto flushers at work have a hair trigger. You barely twitch your ass and it heaves it down, its like a race to get up in time and look back. You have to do it all in one motion if you want to admire anything or take your shoe off and hold it in front of the sensor while you get to your feet mission impossible style.

sometimes technology messes things up like that. they need to have cameras and a flat screen on the back of the stall door. Dookie cam as it leaves your ass. Now that would impress me.

Well, there ya go!

Nah man, if it fit down the hole, you KNOW it didn't break the record. I can remember the day after a big party where I crapped 3 full times and it WASN't diarrehea. Man, that was satisfying.

yes those sure take your breath away

You people suck. No mention of a Champion yet?

still trying to figure out how to measure

Chevy, you ignorant, maladjusted freak. First off, your question is crass, vulgar and inappropriate on a Chiefs message board - even the general one. Second of all, you are a reerun. A bowel movement floating or sinking has no relevance on an individual, but rather, the amount of trapped gas/air pockets/cavities within the individual feces themselves. Damn you are dumb.

Next time you have a question like this, go here and not the Chiefs board:

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

party pooper