depends on how well your marriage was going PRIOR to your forgetting. if you've been on the ball as a husband prior to this, dragging the floor with your apologies will suffice. otherwise, you're ****ed and have to spend a minimum of a few hundy to get yourself out of this, depending on how smooth you are.

truth? you may as well dazzle her with logic.

Ask WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING??? you know my job is shaky I am layed off and worried about being able to provide for you. I am under all this pressure and lost track of the days. And now this???
Its called going all in, if she calls you are ****ed

This could work, but it's a 50/50 type thing. If she buys into it, you'll come out fine. But, if she sees through it, you're screwed worse than before.

ROFL

The truth will do nothing but piss her off more.

I'm thinking he should say: "The printer didn't finish it until today." That way it's not a lie. The printer still looks bad, but I bet he'd agree to take one for the team. BJ privileges* could be on the line here.

* Scaga's privileges with his wife, not the printer - unless that was the arrangement that was made for a binding discount.

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Fake your own death and go get a new wife in some New England state. It'll be easier on everybody.

What has been her reaction so far? Did she say anything to you last night?

You did this yesterday and you are still breathing? My wife would have bled my brake lines and suggested a nice peaceful drive in the mountains.

I am pretty sure that Scaga's body is already buried in the tomato garden. RIP, you seer of visions.

I think this is generally a good idea, but I'd stay away from pushing blame onto her. I'd use it as an excuse/apology.

Something like, "Oh my gosh, honey. I'm so sorry. With the job situation and layoff, I've been so caught up and worried about being able to provide for you and the family... I just lost track of the days. I'm really sorry. What can I do to make it up?"

And then do this to her......


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Does she know she's the "C" in your ChiefsPlanet name? That's pretty sweet and romantic. Maybe it will get you out of the doghouse.