Hrm...

Super Sperm you say?

Hell, I may get on top of my wife tonight
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You'll need to take it slow and easy, Mr. pr_capone. You're not used to your super powers yet.

To begin, you should probably try flying. But don't endanger yourself. Just stand on a chair, concentrate on your ballsack, and declare in a firm voice, "Nut Away!" Or try your invisibility power. Take off your clothes, again concentrate on your scrotum, and say, "Nut No See!!" Please report back.

FAX

Great. And then his nut will rip off and fly away and he'll bleed out. :shake:

Is that how you got your name??

Maybe it knows the answer.

GDI Fax

I got to enjoy the facilities of the Sedgwick County Jail for the past 18 hours thanks to you.

Like I told you in the other thread, I had managed to make my pinky toe disappear. I kept at it though most of the night and soon enough I managed to make the rest of me disappear as well.

Well... as any good invisible person would do, I shed my clothing and went out for a walk. Turns out that my invisibility powers make me invisible to myself but others can see me just fine.

I managed not to make any new "friends" while I was in holding but I can assure you that I will not be making myself invisible again any time in the near future. By the way, I forged your name on the forms they had me fill out to get bail.

Check to see if you inadvertently (yeah, right...) got your ball stuck in your bong. That could explain why it has a buzz.

You know ... this really hasn't been my night.

You try and help out a friend with a brand new, cosmic-rayed, super-powered nut and this is the thanks you get. Sometimes it just isn't worth it.

FAX

I might suggest next time that maybe it's not your true power? You might have super strength. So next time you visit there, try picking a fight with the biggest guy there, you'll command instant respect.

Big events in the lives of little people?

What did you say?

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ROFL