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MOhillbilly 07-14-2009 10:25 AM

Dane smoked dope,took a trip on LSD, and burned his draft card on main street in muskogee oklahoma usa.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-14-2009 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5899856)
Dane smoked dope,took a trip on LSD, and burned his draft card on main street in muskogee oklahoma usa.

A great story! Another great story is the time he impregnated that woman in Mumbai. FROM MUSKOGEE OKLAHOMA USA!!!

Skip Towne 07-14-2009 10:29 AM

Dane once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just "The Islands".

Buck 07-14-2009 10:29 AM

I don't know anything about Dane, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that D2112 is the biggest Jets Fan I've ever seen. Theres no denying its true. You meet him at a Jets game and you'll find out why.

Simply Red 07-14-2009 10:30 AM

once i heard Dane had wondered drunk @ like 2AM into Riverside, he was w/ TinyEvel, they got cornered in an ally facing Chuck Norris and the techno viking, Dane stood and took on both, while Tiny filmed it all w/ his pocket video recorder the size of a match book, they both then headed to Sissy Spaceks house where she quickly woke up and made them steakumm sandwichs on pumpernickle.

Simply Red 07-14-2009 10:30 AM

ROFL
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5899866)
Dane once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just "The Islands".

:clap:

DeezNutz 07-14-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5899769)
I lost my virginity to him in '97

You, too?

Thanks for lying to me, Dane, you SOB.

88TG88 07-14-2009 10:36 AM

He is eerily similar to the most interesting man in the world.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-14-2009 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5899882)
You, too?

Thanks for lying to me, Dane, you SOB.

Dane doesn't take virginity all the time, but when he does, he prefers Deeznuts.

Dylan 07-14-2009 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5899758)
:Scanlon:

LMAO

Rooster 07-14-2009 10:40 AM

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-14-2009 10:41 AM

Dane ended the conflict in Darfur with an elementary Jedi mind trick. He was asleep at the time.

Simply Red 07-14-2009 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5899902)
Dane ended the conflict in Darfur with an elementary Jedi mind trick. He was asleep at the time.

Rumor has it, he then tried to buy Darfur, but they eagerly awarded it to him, is that true?

Simply Red 07-14-2009 10:43 AM

back in 2005 i once called Dane a 'dumbass'. Once.

stumppy 07-14-2009 10:44 AM

My user name on the planet was John Holmes.......until I met Dane.


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