In the event that you get a message from redrum, telling you about the myriad ways he abused & debased your mother last night...be thankful that you've been graced by greatness.

STFD and STFU

Get in line and take a number. Each noob will be judged on their own merits.

:wayne::wayne:

This means respect your elders, and in Skip's case, that means everyone respects him

Na, I know this place. I figured the thread would be 20% good advice and 80% humor for the rest of us. :)

Yes, Knowshit is that stupid

When someone tells you to go make an antifreeze cocktail, use Prestone; it mixes and tastes better than most other stuff.

Damn DaFace your getting soft, I figured 5% vs 95% :D

You should leave now... because if you keep coming back... you will NEVER be able to leave.

This place is like Hotel California... so, be careful.

Probably the best advice in the thread.

This is internet crack-cocaine. Use it with caution n00bs.

I was thinking more like the Bates Motel :eek:


Or at times it's like a Roach motel

Those of you who think you know it all really piss off those of us who do. Also it is better the world to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

who the **** are you?


:D

This probably goes without saying but don't ever post a poll without a Gaz option or you will be waterboarded in Tequila Rose.

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