You should work really, really hard to become her friend, and make her mix tapes and talk to her about her guy problems. Remember all sorts of little important details about her, and make an effort to buy her little gifts here and there. Call her buddy and pal a whole bunch.

Talk to the guys that she dates and tell them that she is really special and that they should respect her and treat her right- because she is a great girl. Get mad at her for not liking you more sometimes but don't tell her why, and then the next day be her best friend again. Continue the cycle randomly.

Later on, when she is getting married to some guy, Scream her name really loud and tell her that you are madly in love with her. She will slap you, and cry, and you will walk out like an asshole and go to some bar and end up getting arrested a few hours later for pissing on a bus stop and telling a cop to "mind his own ****ing business, asshole!"

When you get home, smelling like prison, beer, and piss that you got on yourself while getting arrested, sit alone in the bathtub with no water and the lights off and cry. Softly at first, but then louder and harder until your upstairs neighbor bangs on the ceiling and tells you to "shut up down there!"

Go to bed with cheeks stained with tears, thinking of how you will never know her love.


It sounds crazy, I know, but it just...might....work!

I always found it easier to look up the dress that way.

This is genius.

Yeah no doubt,check out the lace huh???ROFL

What's you age? 17? 18?

I'll not wait for your answer because I'm assuming you are. Look, it's time to shit or get off the pot. This girl has given you plenty of signs and you better act now before some other guy jumps all over her. I'd start by approaching her before class and introducing yourself. Find something that you have in common to talk about. Yesterday's lecture, the weather, homework....you get the picture. Women love men with confidence and you are going to have to suck it up and get over that shyness or this is not going to happen for you. If, during this initial conversation she is friendly and open then take a chance and say something to the effect of "we should get together sometime" or " why don't you let me give you a call?" If she's not overly friendly don't give up, she may just be shy herself or trying to play hard to get. Look for obvious signs such as open body language and playing with her hair. If that happens chances are she's into you. Finally, what's the worst that can happen? If she's not into you so what? There is more vagina than penis in this world, time to move on to the next one.

She so wants this type of experience with you....

It's not talk like a butt pirate day. I think you're confused again...
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I recommend that you pretend like you're a dude who isn't afraid to go talk to some strange.

Allow me to share my innovative pick-up line that I used to pretty nice levels of success in college: "Hello, my name is DeezNutz. How are you doing?"

If she gives you the cold shoulder, big ****ing deal.

I think he should quote your line, exactly as written.

ROFL

DeezNutz would definitely close the deal. :D

Yep, this thread is worthless without them. If he can't make this happen there is always anti-freeze.

Just go talk to her. You've got something to talk to her about with the class. Just start a conversation. When the conversation is winding down, set up something to see her again.

You need to get her in a situation where you can ask her out and it's hard for her to say no. Have you tried bringing a speargun* to class, holding everybody hostage, and then pointing the speargun to your head while telling her you'll pull the trigger if she doesn't go to Chuckie Cheese with you? I bet she says yes.




* - A crossbow can be substituted if you don't live in a coastal area, but a speargun is generally preferred.