You know the old saying....."suck one dick and you're a one who sucks the penis the rest of your life".

Doesn't mention anything about which one.

Just the tip.

Naw I'm not gonna do that ever. ****ing my own face just doesn't sound that cool at all really.
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Ron Jeremy did it in a film once. Never lived it down, LOL.

I would. the whole thing.

But let me tell you, gentlemen....you'd use your hand instead, because the other thing is a lot harder than us ladies make it look.

It ain't all that

Damn, this planets full of ****ed up people.








And yes!

Awful lot of cock suckers here.

But it's supposed to be hard, isn't it? I mean, if it's flaccid, that defeats the whole point... oh, wait, you meant "difficult". Never mind.

Considering your avatar, your comment cannot be taken seriously. :p

There's a big difference between smoking pole and making sure your nuts are clean.........

I believe it. It doesn't happen often, but I have had sub par BJ's. Some just don't know how, and some just aren't enthusiastic enough. i don't think I'll ever be that riled up to blow myself.

Enthusiasm is key, they need to be thankful for this headshot, or at least act like it.

THIS...For you...

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Holy crap, someone is actually that gay?!?

I thought South Park just made that up to make Butters seem as gay as possible.

This is what passes as art...I weep for the future.