This game makes me wish I had Ryan Matthews on my fantasy team...

Shut the **** up. We've got Andy Studebaker, and he's been, you know, training with Mike Vrabel all offseason.

We still have Cory Mays too...that's the problem.

Mays' dreads have gotten long enough to where Mathews will trip himself on them when Mays whiffs on the tackle. You and your worrying.

I remember when threads like these were taken seriously. Back when the Chiefs were good.

Ok, Killjoy, I'll harsh your mellow....

1) Chargers
2) They have better players nearly all across the board, and are playoff tested
3) Because they haven't sucked the last 4 years like we have
4) Play out of our minds and put Rivers on his ass as much as possible
5) Us to play well enough to make a game of it, but lose late
6) Not well, except for special teams
7) What advantage?
8) At least it will be cool to be in Arrowhead for a Monday Nighter again

Remember, you asked for it.

lol I'm not asking for like specific answers to my questions. Just thoughts on the game, they don't have to be answers to the questions exactly poopy pants.

We're going to kill them, and set Norv on fire. Again.

I think the Chiefs will win...

But I'm never right about anything...

OH!

I think the Chargers will win...

:)

I can't be disappointed in my bad girlfriend if I don't start out with unrealistic expectations of them.


Therefore, let the first football smackowanian of 2010 begin.

On Monday Night, The Chiefs are going to sodomize sandy eggo with an aids dipped lawsuit flamesteak.

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lmao

The Chiefs are going to win.

Berry will intercept at least 1 pass. He will cover Gates very well, and then we will put DJ on Gates and he will get beat like a drum.

Arenas/McCluster are going to each star in this game. Arenas in the return game, and McCluster in overall performance, rushing and receiving. Cassel will look average.

Bowe will catch 1 TD. Charles will have 87 yards rushing. Jones will score the TD.

Mathews will rack up 73 rushing yards, splitting carries with Sproles more frequently than expected.

The pass defense will look very good when Rivers attempts to attack the secondary. But he will find mismatches when we try to have our LB's cover Gates and Crayton. Tamba gets 2 sacks. Williams does average.

Final Score: Chiefs, 24, Chargers, 20

Ummm. That's all the psychic told me.

I'm hoping it isn't like the game last year which I attended.


If so, you guys can speed bag my b-sack.

Has anything been released yet as to the details of the game in terms of entertainment? Who's going to get drowned out when the get to the end of the National Anthem? Halftime? I figured they're going to amp it up with the eyes of the country on them and the stadium opener.

Also, if the first game runs late will they hold the kickoff until they can show it? Hope so.