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I worked at Papa John's during college.

I want to kill that mother****er and play around with his blood.

I really didn't think it would be this close. I guess it just comes down to your food preference at this point. I love pizza. Sorry J...

Papa Johns has these commercials where the Papa Johns guy personally delivers pizza to various houses. And he always ends up throwing a football around in the yard with the kids and various bullshit.

I haven't seen it in probably five years, but there was an early one, maybe the first one of these commercials, where he rings the doorbell at a house and clearly expected the people there to A) know exactly who he was, and B) be totally excited he was there.

Of course, neither happened. And unlike all the staged ads they do now, there was no further footage of him interacting with the people at the house. I like to think they treated him like some everyday delivery guy, while he's trying to push his way inside.

Anyway, I've thought that dude needed a beating since the first time I saw that ad. And Jared from Subway has been part of two good WWE moments, so he gets a lifetime pass.

Jared. I haven't reached the overexposure stage with Papa John yet, and their pizza rocks.

How about Geico's ad writers?

Jared is sporting Colts gear. We should kick his ass just for that...

This. :grr:

HERE HERE!

None of these are even close to the douchiness that reeks from the UPS "what can brown do for you" guy.

I want to beat him with a baseball bat.

Who the **** are you?