Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 7392876)

Back in my trucking career, I had just fueled up in OH, headding for TX over weight on a weekend.
Was running around the KY outbound scales on I-75 on a back road, (DOT had been spotty all weekend setting up with no notice catching guys just like me sneaking around over loaded.) when Bambi descided to come look real close at the undercarrige of my Freightliner.
Lost about $300.00 worth of fuel when he/she ripped off my cross over line between fuel tanks, not to mention a $1500 grill in the process.

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 7392883)

Yeah, between suicidal Bambi's and crazy bastards that ran you off the road in Corvettes, it's no wonder you got the hell out of trucking. :evil:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 7392714)

You know, with all the road miles I have put on over the years, I have never hit one. The odds of that, are about like plugging into Pamela Anderson without a hat and coming out of it disease free.

A few years ago, I was following a buddy of mine along the Montana Highline in the middle of the day, between Malta and Havre and I got one hell of a free show. Off to the right, I could see three deer running across a field and getting ready to jump a fence, to cross the road. I slowed down, my buddy didn't. Two of the deer stopped just before entering the road, but one kept running. I watched him put on the burst and try to beat this guys van. The crazy thing ran right into the right side of the van, not the front, but the side. :eek: The deer went down like a sack of bricks at first, but got up and wondered off after about 30 seconds. The van on the other hand, didn't come out of the encounter as well. It smashed in the entire side of the right front door.

I told him, that's what you get for being a guy and driving a blue minivan, even the deer don't have any respect for you. :D

Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 7392894)

Ya got that shit right!!!:D

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 7392906)

We had one run into the side of our van a couple of years ago and the roll all the way to the the back bumper did a shit ton of damage.
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Originally Posted by WVChiefFan (Post 7392882)

West Virginia Car-Deer Accidents Annually Exceed $44 Million

So yeah I've hit one or two. The first one I ever hit I threw in the back of the truck and took home. At least I got some meat out of that one.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7392933)

I'll bet the insurance industry does all it can to restrict deer hunting.

Originally Posted by RJ (Post 7392763)

Foghat?

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 7392922)

LMAO

Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 7393030)

Dont forget where I was in my "drug years" when that Vett went by...."You shoulda been in my ****en world!!!"..:D:eek:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 7393035)

Does this give you a flashback? :hmmm:

Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 7393057)

You prick!! I just came in from the shed