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Has Anyone Ever Gotten Their Lady A Vermont Teddy Bear? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=241395)

HoneyBadger

02-09-2011 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7417982)

Look how happy and excited these girls are:

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Now, how do I order one of those women??

JD10367

02-09-2011 03:11 AM

I think they make one in S&M leather called a "Nice Package Bear" (no joke).

And I've been to the factory. It's cute. (Was spending a long weekend with the wife in VT, she wanted to see it.)

Saccopoo

02-09-2011 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7417947)

I'm looking for something new for the wife this year and just saw an ad on TV about these bears. Seems like a great alternative to the usual gifts (diamonds, gold, a few pints of my blood, etc.).

Any experience with these imitation animals (quality, wife/GF reaction, etc.) would be greatly appreciated.

Well, I just don't know Donger.

I bought my wife a $9,000 engagement ring.

A couple of years after that, I got her a $5,000 wedding band to match it.

Couple that with the several necklaces that were over $2,000 each, a couple more expensive rings for some of the other fingers that were lonely for jewelry...

Also some diamond earings, some art glass shit that was insanely expensive, etc.

I also got the pleasure of paying for her divorce attorney, half of the equity in the house, 50% of my retirement, etc., etc., etc....

Hindsight being 20/20 and all, I'd recommend the shitty stuffed bear.

Simply Red

02-09-2011 06:58 AM

Hand it over, Donger

bevischief

02-09-2011 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 7418372)

Whatever you do, do not get a New Hampshire Pedo Bear.

ROFL

nychief

02-09-2011 07:48 AM

By "lady" do you mean an 8 year old?

Hog's Gone Fishin

02-09-2011 08:22 AM

Still looking at the ticket to Pakistan option. **** any damn Teddy Bear !

Hog's Gone Fishin

02-09-2011 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 7418577)

When she dies I'd definitely mark that grave for future excavation.

rageeumr

02-09-2011 08:24 AM

At first blush I thought it was a bad idea. But is $100 for a stuffed bear any worse than $40 - $60 for dying botany?

tooge

02-09-2011 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7417947)

Hmm, haven't heard of one of those. is that like like a rusty trombone?

Pants

02-09-2011 09:52 AM

Didn't you post a thread just like this a year or two ago?

Rain Man

02-09-2011 09:54 AM

I would, but my wife's not 14 years old.

BigRichard

02-09-2011 10:04 AM

I don't know about a Vermont Teddy Bear, but I have given your wife a couple of Cleveland Steamers and she loved them.

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