This isn't my first rodeo. It's just one where I was actually nervous enough that I had to shake shit off a little bit. You guys are like sparing in Krav class and beat the shit out of me to the point where nothing can shake you or do worse.

There's little fear after that.

:D

I'm gonna assume you mean "She's smoking, Bwana", as in "Hey Bwana, she's smoking!". And not "She's smoking Bwana" as in "She is partaking in the Bwana."

Otherwise, what gives with Bwana bustin' moves on your chick?

:)

so then, next line logically has to be you offering her a skittle and asking if you can piihb

But only a green one :)

That's a perfect date without being a date. Its laid back (not an in your face date) and gets her a little out of her element.

What you really need to do in order to land a girl who is a little out of your league is to get her competitive juices going while keeping her just a little off balance.

During the game, work something along the lines of the following into the conversation: "People always say they want to try new things, but then they just wind up doing the same tired old shit over and over again." If she takes the bait and agrees with you, tell her you're taking her out again, but the activity is a surprise. Just tell her to wear a t-shirt and shorts or jeans.

Take her either to a shooting range (if you've ever shot a gun) or to a high-performance go-cart track like Sadlers in Olathe. She will have a blast, and you'll stand out to her.

If you're in IT, she probably thinks you're a little nerdy. Us that to your advantage. Taking her to a gun range will show her that you're a little nerdy, but you've also got a little bit of badass in you. Chicks love that combination.

Tell her about how you have 10,379 posts on a Chiefs message board. Her pants will practically fall off.

Tell her her parents must be reeruned because you think shes a really special girl.

60% of the time it works EVERY time.

Do you work for UPS? I saw you checkin out my package.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

and my personal favorite...

Hey baby wanna become a single parent?

Hey baby do you like anti freeze, aids trees, and fire? If so, I've got a treat for you!

Tell her your nickname is tripod.

You know that this is a woman he's wanting to date, right?


The Skittle ideas was brilliant, otter. Keep giving her free skittles and you'll get her to subconsciously associate you with a burst of flavor. It's pavlovian or freudian or something. Next, you take her to a cigar show, or a female pole-climbing contest.

"Hi. Sorry I'm late. It's such a chore, having to strap my penis to my ankle in the morning."

a) Is this the 20 year old from work?

b) Meeting her "for the second time" implies that you know something about her. So, ask her questions about things she's interested in. Rocket science!

Bring her a couple of these:

http://yummyjerky.com/blog/wp-conten...s-Gun-Show.jpg


Then just start flexing and stare deeply in her eyes.

Break out the three-wolf shirt. She'll drop to her knees right there and work you like Wynton Marsalis doing a solo.