Sucky Pisspoorcatelly.

gblowfish gets my vote with "Slappy Pissytelly"

I liked Sabby Pieceofshitty...can't remember who came up with it...maybe BossChief

Saddy leavealready.

big giant turd

Snookie's scat

more like Beastiality.

Fist Pump

This website says Slappy's nickname while he was at Tampa Bay was "The Goat."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-finds-a-home/

In the preseason, I got in the habit of calling him Carmine Ragusa, aka The Big Ragu

After seeing him play, I think Pinky Tuscadero is more fitting.

Guess we'll be in good shape if we have to face off against the Malachi brothers.

His name should represent the hate and great displeasure we feel for him. Giving him a random insult based on his name could do fine, but just by being in the moment, I can only think of one that describes the above.

"Stevie" Piscatelli

Again, **** you Stevie Johnson.

Sabby Piscatelli sounds like a Royals minor leaguer.

.............to be named later when we trade Eric Hosmer

Saggy Pussysmelly

I just call him Jon McGraw. It seems to fit all the same.