I once downed a whole spoonful of Chinese mustard.

No, it's because if the wind is blowing back at you, you're ****ed.

Well, I guess it would take your mind off being eaten.

At least a little. :D

Lets be honest if you covered yourself in bear spray you're probably not going to get eaten. Well unless the bear really likes spicy food.

Hmmm someone needs to snort pepper spay up there nose ala jackass style!

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I sprayed 151 out my nose once....that wasn't fun.....

I remember now too/ Sunglasses saved my ass that day.

Sunglasses helped get my vision back after the spray. I couldn't see a thing until I put some on. The spray seemed to magnify the sunlight x1,000.

I showered like 4 times in 1 hour. Seconds after jumping out of the shower
It was fire on my face all over again.
Now that I think about that moment in the parking lot. Man Im glad it was spray & not a lil hand gun she pulled.

They'll make a prick out of ya yet

Dairy fat helps neutralize the burn when you eat spicy food. I wonder if it would help with pepper spray? Maybe next time you should rinse with half and half?

In '08 I was living on an Iraqi prison compound outside Mosul, the Army had an outpost abt 750 meters from our coumpound and had this big ass hadji dog...that hated hadji...and contractors....that bitch came at one morning...she got at 15 ft from me and I hosed her with OC...bitch did a 180 and yelped full speed off the Army's compound...

A cpl months later she turned on the Army and they green lighted her to be hunted down....that was an enjoyable day

It wasn't that bad.

I actually enjoyed it. So much so I looked forward to every time we did it in our line unit.

Kinda an over exaggeration but both do cause minimal discomfort.

Pepper spray all depends on the scoville heat units. A 500K S.C.U. isn't near as debilitating as 2million S.C.U.

How many notch marks does yours have?