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Red Dawg 12-03-2011 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8162501)
I'm worried about Romeo Crennel, that's a tasty, slow dinner.
That'sd some funny shit.

Mojo Jojo 12-03-2011 05:33 AM
Ironic...football players are usually stalked by cougars.

rockymtnchief 12-03-2011 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 8162812)
Probably not the place for this.... But I feel like I could take a mountain lion with my bare hands.
Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.

This is a picture of a full grown "malnourished" cat.

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/files...ntain_lion.jpg

loochy 12-03-2011 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 8163161)
Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.

This is a picture of a full grown "malnourished" cat.

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/files...ntain_lion.jpg
*pisses pants*

Extra Point 12-03-2011 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Pittsie (Post 8163151)
If Cassel were to get eaten by a mountain lion, what compensatory pick would we get?
Steak knife set, electric blanket, or mini-tool kit.

cabletech94 12-03-2011 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 8163161)
Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.

This is a picture of a full grown "malnourished" cat.

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/files...ntain_lion.jpg
aaawwwwwwww. that guys just a big ol softie, givin his little kitty cat the hemlich.

i can remember as a kid in rural, heavily wooded ks (south of olathe)that there were no mountain lions, cougars, lynx' or whatevers, according to the conservations and other smart people.
almost hit 2 on the highway on separate occasions. also little brother found a huge claw. i mean the size of my sausage finger huge. on our property (120+ acres). that thing was awesome, but at the same time, HO-LY SHEEET!

orange 12-03-2011 01:35 PM
Remember, Chiefs:

You don't have to outrun the mountain lion, you just have to outrun your buddy.

Epic Fail 007 12-03-2011 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8162623)
I didn't realize they had mountains in Kansas lol epic troll
they are not in kansas,lol

Epic Fail 007 12-03-2011 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 8162812)
Probably not the place for this.... But I feel like I could take a mountain lion with my bare hands.
your so wrong

GloryDayz 12-03-2011 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by orange (Post 8163539)
Remember, Chiefs:

You don't have to outrun the mountain lion, you just have to outrun your buddy.
:thumb:

tk13 12-03-2011 01:47 PM
Didn't Allen Bailey kill an alligator once or something? They should just send him out there.

Okie_Apparition 12-03-2011 01:56 PM
They should bring in HErm to give a mountain lion in the parking lot safety speech
A combo of, play to win the game/ it's the will not the skill/ & you only need one

Hammock Parties 12-03-2011 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by orange (Post 8163539)
Remember, Chiefs:

You don't have to outrun the mountain lion, you just have to outrun your buddy.
Sources say Thomas Jones has begun sleeping at Arrowhead.

Aries Walker 12-03-2011 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 8163161)
Barehanded, I'll put my money on a full grown cat. Toss in a knife and you have a chance.
I don't think you have much of a chance with a knife, either. Toss in a suit of armor and a claymore and you should do all right, though.

Okie_Apparition 12-03-2011 02:04 PM
The cat's spread out paw could cover your face
then rip it the **** off


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