Well ****.

FTR, no, I'm not. I'm upstairs and he's down in his man cave. He's not the only one judging the stories, btw. We still have judging by Joey, Luv, and lewdog.

I guess story structure played no part in the scoring.

BOOM CH KA !!!!!!!!

1 nitpick / argument

How is it supposed to be told you so's? There is no possession and there is no contraction, so why would you use an apostrophe in that situation?

Then I respect your restraint in using your feminine wiles to seduce Gonzo (if there IS a Gonzo).

The big thing was to be creative and funny, that is right in our teams wheelhouse.

I guess actual effort did.

1 nitpick from me. If you google Shitbird it shows up both ways. I actually did look that one up to check, but figured if I put shit bird people would think I'm talking about a bird covered in shit and not a shitbird individual.

Hey now...

Both stories were great. The n00bs put a little more effort into the story, though.

Really?

It was a tie on punctuation anyway. No bearing one way or the other with a 10 point swing.

And microsoft word told me both were two words or should be hyphenated. KEEP ****ING DOUBTING BILL GATES!

Length does not equal effort. It's a short story FFS.

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89 ****ing points? Seriously? Their story was long and wordy and their artwork was garbage.