(public service message)

Women: Yes, you. I know there aren't many on chiefs planet, but if you are one of the few, listen up.

If you notice that your significant other is scratching at his crotch in public or "adjusting" more than should be normal, then he might need ball powder. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, this is not common knowledge in our society. You gals all seem to know everything you ever need to know (and we have absolutely NO interest in) about your plumbing, but that isn't always the case on the other side of the gender gap.

Also - WARNING: If you use a generous amount of ball powder, keep your junk away from open flames. Your genitals could go up like the Scarecrow insulting the Wicked Witch of the West. "How bout a little fire scarecrow!" It's dangerous stuff.

You don't need that make-up brush or anything. Just get a big handfull of that powder and take it from the back to the front. Takes like two seconds. You'll be happy you did it.

That's how I did it at first. But the problem was, afterwards the bathroom linoleum looked like Keith Richards just partied all night on it.

That's why we have brooms.

That's why we have brothers girlfriends makeup brushes. :)

Point taken.

ROFL

I've done that before.

I also do the back to forth but I do it in the bathtub so I can just rinse the excess powder away.

http://www.goldbond.com/images/extra_lotionbottle1.jpg

Peppermint Patty sensation without crop dusting the floor when wearing boxers.

I just use baby powder.
It works wonders.

ROFLROFLROFL

That's a classic!!!

Up until now, I've done the same, but I might have to look into this Gold Bond stuff.

Ricky Stanzi's balls don't take a powder
they hang in there

I use Gold Bond Xtra Lotion on the Hasidick Rabbi, it's like a fresh scented pomade.

Baby powder? Nothing says "sexy" like smelling like a diaper.

BTW, when using gold bond, make sure to not use the foot powder (blue bottle) on your beans. The cooling effect is a little more intense than a set marbles is equipped for.

I wish I could find something with more of a male scent, like talcum powder back in the day. I think that's a market Axe needs to tap.