Seems like every Jays batter has made solid contact on Teaford. Maybe he's tipping his pitches?

good job teaford, suckchez would have given up the grand slam

ROFL I am 2-1 thusfar, so surely there is someone with a better mark than that.

I'm 1-2.

But, Frenchy not in the 5 spot got me feeling a lil' lucky.

i believe i am 3-1 in royals threads and 7-2 all time

DO NOT SAY HIS NAME IN THIS THREAD.

THIS THREAD DOES NOT SUCKCHEZ!!!!

So, does Moose's body language look frustrated to anyone else?

Yunisexy and Moose trying to do their best t-baller impersonations.

That was ridiculous pull power! Liner outta here.

DAMN SAL

I WOULD **** SALVY SO HARD.

Wow we would be at .500 if Salvy was playing all season.

Send the runner, Ned. Damn.

@jazayerli

Salvador Perez, in his eighth game, has hit more homers (3) than the other two catchers the Royals employed have hit all year combined (2).

Chip and dip platter, bitches.