and then some.

True. Plus you know a woman is gonna want foot rubs. I dont wanna give a foot rub to a hobbit.

Don't want to get into TMI territory unnecessarily here, but is foot eroticism fueled more by the purveyor's arousal at touching feet or the recipient's arousal having feet touched. Speaking for myself, and here's where TMI threatens, there is an objective, undeniable, nervous system connection between foot nerve endings and nerve endings in . . . more erogenous areas.

I always thought foot people touched feet, not that their feet were touched. I thought that was always the prostitute's role. Or Rex Ryan's wife's role. Whatever.

And you're correct about the TMI part. I'm grimacing and will never look at you the same again.

I just threw up a little in my mouth
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It can go both ways, but the way I've always thought of fetishes is that the presence of whatever glorious object it is holds the key to eroticism. For people who love balloons and latex, for example, they love the feel of it on their skin, but they also love the pop of balloons, the smell out of the package, the sight of it being stretched, etc. The fetish is a sexual object meant to be acted UPON, just like you would the feminine organs.

Feet are where it gets complicated, sure, because you can be sexually aroused from having your own feet touched. And that would be part of the fetish, but only a very small specific part. Having a fetish, again, means you take in the entire experience of the object. With feet, that's the look, the smell, the feel, the taste, and even the sound when you slap them. Thus, more foot fetishes are about doing the sucking and touching yourself rather than having that done to your feet.

But your arousal is just as valid to the fetish community as anything else. It's just more contained and specific, that's all.

That's my take on it, anyway. Somebody will probably tell me I'm completely wrong, but whatever.

This thread got really weird...

The only way feet are a turn on for me is if they're in stilettos pointed at the ceiling.

IT'S ONLY WEIRD BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT WEIRD

I'm heading to Walmart. Does anybody need anything?

ROFL That rocked.

I was serious. Do you want me to pick you up a bag of Funyuns or something?

Psst... I need an excuse to go to Walmart damn it! Play along!!

Really, it's no problem. I think they have a special going on for 24 packs of Miller.

Seriously... play along. I'm sick of going to Target. All of the pervs there just give back rubs.

Last chance... do you need anything?

Anyone else?

I have a pen and paper. I can make list.

You might want to see if they have a special on new husbands

I need a cucumber, box of ultra ribbed condoms and some cool whip. Thanks.

LMAO