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tk13 08-02-2012 07:37 PM

You all are going to be accomplices to a crime when it's discovered he Janikowskied 10 women on that mattress.

chefsos 08-02-2012 07:39 PM

Drain the water out of it first. It'll become lighter.

Hammock Parties 08-02-2012 07:44 PM

A Hootie thread without Hootie.

Not bad to be honest.

Ming the Merciless 08-02-2012 07:45 PM

rent a trailer at uhaul

Hammock Parties 08-02-2012 07:49 PM

mother ****ers, it'll cost, according to the uhaul website, around $250 for them to JUST INSTALL the necessary means for me to even be able to haul a trailer (without even renting one to begin with)...

it would be cheaper for me to just light the mattress on fire and buy a new one if I go that route.

if we are definitely ruling out the luggage racks on top...not a good idea at all?


I just returned from a 1 week vacation in Destin and my budget doesn't really allow for me to sell a $1000 mattress for $200 and then buy another $1000 mattress after moving across country again and shelling out 1st/last and another security deposit

Ming the Merciless 08-02-2012 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787184)
mother ****ers, it'll cost, according to the uhaul website, around $250 for them to JUST INSTALL the necessary means for me to even be able to haul a trailer (without even renting one to begin with)...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Really?

Saulbadguy 08-02-2012 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787184)
mother ****ers, it'll cost, according to the uhaul website, around $250 for them to JUST INSTALL the necessary means for me to even be able to haul a trailer (without even renting one to begin with)...

it would be cheaper for me to just light the mattress on fire and buy a new one if I go that route.

if we are definitely ruling out the luggage racks on top...not a good idea at all?


I just returned from a 1 week vacation in Destin and my budget doesn't really allow for me to sell a $1000 mattress for $200 and then buy another $1000 mattress after moving across country again and shelling out 1st/last and another security deposit

Sell the mattress for $200, buy a $50 piece of foam to sleep on for a few months until you can afford a nicer mattress.

SAUTO 08-02-2012 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787184)
mother ****ers, it'll cost, according to the uhaul website, around $250 for them to JUST INSTALL the necessary means for me to even be able to haul a trailer (without even renting one to begin with)...

it would be cheaper for me to just light the mattress on fire and buy a new one if I go that route.

if we are definitely ruling out the luggage racks on top...not a good idea at all?


I just returned from a 1 week vacation in Destin and my budget doesn't really allow for me to sell a $1000 mattress for $200 and then buy another $1000 mattress after moving across country again and shelling out 1st/last and another security deposit

no to the top
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Bump 08-02-2012 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8786944)
1. Sell mattress.
2. Move.
3. Buy mattress.

yeah.........

lol, it sounds like he wants it to magically appear when he gets to illinois and he's asking chiefsplanet on how to do that.

Bwana 08-02-2012 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8787133)
Offer to put it in the pickup bed of a lot lizard at a truck stop, on the condition that she can use it for a month but must then give it to another lot lizard at the next truck stop to the north, with the same agreement. Eventually it will make it to Illinois and you can retrieve it.

LMAO

There you have it. Old slap stick Hootie may have a little bonus DNA on the thing, but it's not like he hasn't had dealings with numerous STDs before.

Hammock Parties 08-02-2012 07:53 PM

ok fair enough I guess that's a no to the luggage racks

glad I asked CP and didn't attempt that idiotic idea across America

Hammock Parties 08-02-2012 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8787195)
it's not like he hasn't had dealings with numerous STDs before.

numerous STD's?! I had one, once...and it went away after taking two pills. Well it went away the 2nd time because I reinfected myself with the same girl before it was cured. (That's it)

Ming the Merciless 08-02-2012 07:54 PM

Honestly i bet u can do it with 4 tie downs or less......

Bwana 08-02-2012 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787198)
numerous STD's?! I had one, once...and it went away after taking two pills. Well it went away the 2nd time because I reinfected myself with the same girl before it was cured. (That's it)

:LOL:

Hammock Parties 08-02-2012 07:55 PM

Well, that was a hoot.

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