I know what you said.

Again, neither mentions anything about you being friendless.

You insinuated it did.

Luckily I know everything about you already. Reaching out to make friends on CP seems to be a bad idea lol. So be it.

Translation: "Try any angle you want, buddy, you're still not getting naked pics."

:huh:

You don't know me if you don't like me. :)

Reaching out to make friends: not a bad idea.

Reaching out to make friends with this bunch of psychopaths and mental defectives: bad idea.

:D

CP is like texting many times. True meanings are lost in cold letters and words. I was trying to get to know my fellow planeteers better. That's apparently not kosher and that's cool. It's just not how I am.

Wait, what do the Jews have to do with it?

Yes, but I feel as though I should grace your thread w/ a little Lumpy history to help get others interested in sharing their stories. But then that lump 3 feet above my ass started working and told me not to do it. :D

He's using me to get Gonzo nudes. No worries. I'm not budging! :harumph:

:popcorn:

You don't need to share if you don't want to Lump. No one needs to. You and I are already friends. I was just trying to make a few more here. If people aren't good with that it's fine. You may notice I didn't share anything in the OP that I haven't shared before elsewhere.

You're going to be disappointed dude.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

I'm your worst nightmare!!!

As long as you don't try to "butter my popcorn" I'm golden.

You should've LeBron James'd that shit.