And all along we though Clark wasn't going to make a public statement.... Who'da thought he'd use CP to make it?

Hey Clark do the math, if you ever win a SB, figure the cost (in terms of butts in seats x years) that it cost since our last SB victory. Much like how much do the Yankee's pay per run each year? How much do they pay per strike for their pitchers. That'd out to be fun!

Quit right there. Couldn't take anything else seriously.

If that was edited, you need a new editor. The use of commas in the first paragraph alone made me want to stop reading.