Not enough hip cannons.

It's a great night to go shopping, everyone stays home.

I'll be celebrating the same way I celebrate evey year... by saying why are there a bunch of reeruned adults dressed at carrots and football players out this morning... to which someone will say it's Halloween... to which I'll say oh yeah. reeruns.

Actually I believe I have a haircut appointment that day. That'll be kind of different.

So my friend Dave's birthday is, coincidentally, on Halloween. As this is his 50th, he's throwing a huge costume party for himself at a hotel in Annapolis. I have a great Baron Samedi outfit - white suit, top hat, skull mask, and so on - which worked out well until he told me the theme, which is science fiction.

So, I bought a laser-armed one-eyed skull-shaped space mask, silver gloves, and a silver skull pendant and poof! I'm going as Space Samedi.

Sounds just stupid enough to be fun.

I don't dress up for Halloween anymore. I don't have kids to take trick r treating and I don't go to Halloween costume parties. All I do instead is watch movies where people get murdered. It would be pointless for me to dress up in a costume while I watch movies where people get murdered. Maybe I should.

I suggest a carrot or football player.

I'd like to be Giorgio Tsoukalos for Halloween, but I'm not Greek looking enough.

You know...this guy.
http://smalltownrevelations.files.wo...54j5o1_500.jpg

LMAO nice

I'll think of something. The booze and decorations have been more important. I have Dr. And priest costumes in the closet from years past. They will do.