| mikey23545 |
12-20-2012 06:59 AM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
(Post 9225486)
If this was a Disney movie, we would start Jerrell Powe at receiver and inadvertently discover that he is an immense talent at wide receiver. Or maybe we'd start a cheerleader or a kid from the stands or a house cat.
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It would be an absent minded trainer that in his spare time had invented a balm he called Flabber that when rubbed on the players would allow them to make fantastic leaps down the field, over the heads of the incredulous Colts. Because of his absent minded nature, he wouldn't think of trying his invention until halftime when the Chiefs are already behind 63-0. After that the Chiefs would be bounding over the field, soaring up high to pick off Andrew Luck passes on defense, and on offense Jamaal Charles would go bouncing down the field in 40 yard leaps while the referees were frantically huddling again and again before finally deciding that what the Chiefs were doing was legal. Meanwhile our coaches were going crazy on the sidelines as we slowly cut the deficit. Gibbs (played by Don Knotts) and Daboll (played by Tim Conway) run into each other as they race up and down the sidelines trying to keep up with their bouncing players on the field, and knock themselves out. Finally, with only a minute to go, and the Chiefs behind 63-59, Romeo (played by a brown Herbie the Love Bug) huddled the team on the sideline and...
Well, I can't tell you how it ends or you won't go see the game. |
As if the passing game couldn't get worse...
(https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267843)